Tyra Shows Off Harvard Business School Sweater and Fish Lips

If it’s true that when you learn something new that something old fades away, then maybe America’s Next Top Model creator Tyra Banks should be a little concerned now that she’s attending Harvard Business School. From the looks of that picture, getting an education at the world’s most elite business school means that she’s forgotten how to smile like a regular person and is instead smiling like she belongs in an aquarium.

Getting a business degree no matter where you go takes some balls, especially as a woman. Not to mention a women who already has a television empire between ANTM and her Emmy-winning talk show. That’s right, Tyra has also showed us that taking your bra off on television to prove your boobs are real can earn you an Emmy. So maybe she’s right to invest in herself, clearly it’s paying off.

"It’s important that women know my boobs are real. Go ahead, touch ‘em. Just don’t mess with my weave.”

Tyra is even staying in the dorms, which is part of the deal for everyone who attends the prestigious Business school.  I could say something like during her down time she judges underground walk-offs for Boston College (anyone who’s seen Zoolander knows what I’m talking about) or that during group study sessions she teaches her classmates how to “smile with their eyes” but that would be too easy.

Truthfully, there is no reason in the world for someone in her position to go back to school. So if she’s doing it, it’s because she really wants to learn. It’s because she’s smart enough to know that to be a successful business woman you’ve gotta be able to talk shop with the boys. And I think that particular ambition deserves more praise than it does funny jabs. Although imagining a bunch of Harvard kids learning how to pose like wild animals does sort of make me giggle.